Furniture

When spanking a bottom’s bottom, or flogging their back and backside, support and position mean a lot. People often wait in line to use St. Andrew’s crosses and spanking benches in the public dungeons. Most kinksters would love to have the room in their abode for a dedicated and fully equipped dungeon or play space. But not many have that luxury. Whether you do or you don’t, the Kinky Elf can make custom furniture pieces to fit the needs and spaces of the users.

Crosses can be made to be free standing, or attached to walls. Standard solid spanking benches can be made in multiple configurations to suit the size of the spankee and the desires of the spanker.

Solid is good, but the Kinky Elf makes designs for those that specifically need to hide their furniture from prying eyes, Multiple Elf benches can fold down flat and hide under a bed. Another bench design can easily disassemble and hide in plain sight as a table with a tablecloth cover. Other unique features are available and can include multi position raising tops and spreadable split kneelers to provide easier access to important bits. Look at the videos to see just how easy they can fold and hide.

Due to their size, St. Andrew’s crosses are the harder pieces to disassemble and hide. However, the Kinky Elf has used his engineering skills to develop a cross with only 4 pieces and a pad that disassemble with just 6 pins into a bundle the size of a golf bag that will store in a closet.

Furniture pieces can be finished with various paints, stains and varnishes. The favorite Elf finish is called Shou Sugi Ban, where the wood is burnt and the charred surface is brushed to remove the loose material. This leaves a milk chocolate colored corduroy like surface that is then varnished to a deep brown gloss or satin sheen.

Check back as the Kinky Elf is developing new folding and hide-able designs.